孩子们的笑话:兔子和兔子的笑话大清单

孩子们的笑话:兔子和兔子的笑话大清单
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问:兔子如何旅行?

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答:坐飞机。

问:兔子的座右铭是什么?

答:不要生气,要有希望!

问:你是如何抓到一只独特的兔子的?

答:独一无二的了。

问:你怎么知道胡萝卜对你的眼睛有好处?

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答:因为你从来没有见过兔子戴眼镜!

问:兔子最喜欢的舞蹈风格是什么?

答:Hip-Hop!

问:兔子结婚后会去哪里?

答:在他们的 "兔子月 "中!在他们的 "兔子月 "中。

问:如果你把兔子和昆虫放在一起,你会得到什么?

A: 兔宝宝

问:你怎么称呼一群向后跳的兔子?

A: 兔线后退

问:你怎么称呼一只因被烧伤而生气的兔子?

答:一个热交叉的兔子

问:如何判断哪些兔子已经变老?

答:寻找灰色的野兔

问:为什么兔子这么幸运?

答:他们有四个兔子的脚?

看看这些特殊的动物笑话类别,为孩子们提供更多的动物笑话。

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  • 恐龙笑话
  • 狗的笑话
  • 鸭子的笑话
  • 大象的笑话
  • 马的笑话
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Fred Hall
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