孩子们的笑话:计算机笑话的大清单

孩子们的笑话:计算机笑话的大清单
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下面是我们其余的电脑笑话、双关语和儿童谜语的清单。

问:蜘蛛在电脑上做了什么?

答:做了一个网站!

问:电脑在午餐时间做了什么?

A: 有一个字节!

问:计算机宝宝怎么称呼他的父亲?

答:数据!

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问:为什么电脑一直打喷嚏?

答:它有一个病毒!

问:什么是计算机病毒?

答:一种绝症!

问:为什么计算机是冷的?

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答:它的窗户没关好!

问:为什么计算机中会有一个错误?

答:因为它要找一个吃的?

问:为什么电脑会发出吱吱声?

答:因为有人踩到了它的鼠标!

问:当你把一台电脑和一个救生员放在一起时,你会得到什么?

A: 一个屏幕保护程序!

问:所有很酷的老鼠都住在哪里?

答:在他们的鼠标垫上

问:当你把一台电脑和一头大象放在一起时,你会得到什么?

答:大量的记忆!

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