孩子们的笑话:恐龙笑话的大清单

孩子们的笑话:恐龙笑话的大清单
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问:你怎么称呼没有眼睛的恐龙?

A: Doyouthinkysaraus

问:你怎么称呼一只沉睡的恐龙?

答:一个恐龙的鼾声!

问:你怎么知道你的冰箱里是否有一只恐龙?

答:门关不上!

问:哈利波特会是什么恐龙?

A: 恐龙法师

问:如何才能最好地抚养小恐龙?

答:用吊车!

问:恐龙在她的牛排上放了什么?

答:Dinosauce

问:为什么剑龙的排球打得这么好?

答:因为他真的可以扣球!

问:恐龙之后是什么?

答:它的尾巴!

问:三角龙坐的是什么?

答:它的tricera-bottom。

问:恐龙在其厨房的地板上使用什么?

答:Rep-tiles

问:如果你看到霸王龙,最好的办法是什么?

答:祈求它不要看到你。

问:把右手放在霸王龙嘴里的人的绰号是什么?

答:左撇子

问:雷龙喜欢和人类玩什么游戏?

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A: 壁球

问:恐龙为什么要过马路?

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答:要吃另一边的鸡。

问:你怎么称呼一个一直在睡觉的古生物学家?

A: 懒惰的骨头

问:当一只恐龙触地得分时,你能得到什么?

答:一个恐龙的分数

问:恐龙用什么来建造他的房子?

A: 一把恐龙锯

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Fred Hall
Fred Hall
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