孩子们的笑话:干净的音乐笑话的大清单

孩子们的笑话:干净的音乐笑话的大清单
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以下是儿童和孩子们的音乐笑话、双关语和谜语清单。

问:莫扎特为什么要把他的鸡赶走?

答:他们一直在说巴赫,巴赫!

问:为什么运动员不能听她的音乐?

答:因为她打破了记录!

问:气球害怕什么类型的音乐?

答:流行音乐!

See_also: 朝鲜战争

问:是什么让你的头上有了音乐?

答:一个头带!

问:火鸡的哪部分是音乐?

答:鼓槌!

问:鱼和钢琴之间有什么区别?

答:你不能吃金枪鱼!

See_also: 儿童科学:淡水生物群落

问:什么东西有四十只脚,会唱歌?

答:学校的合唱团!

问:女孩为什么要坐在梯子上唱歌?

答:她想达到高音!

问:蛇的音乐部分是什么?

答:天平!

问:音乐老师把他的钥匙放在哪里?

答:在钢琴里!

问:你怎么称呼一头能演奏乐器的牛?

答:一个慕名而来的医生

问:是什么让海盗成为如此优秀的歌手?

答:他们可以打出高C的声音!

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