孩子们的笑话:干净的数学笑话大清单

孩子们的笑话:干净的数学笑话大清单
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问:为什么25美分没有和5美分一起滚下山?

答:因为它有更多的美分。

问:为什么数学书很悲伤?

答:因为它有太多的问题。

See_also: 儿童数学:二进制数

问:数学教师吃什么饭?

答:广场餐!

问:老师,现在同学们,无论我问什么,我希望你们都能马上回答。 6加4是多少?

A: 同学们,请马上行动起来!

问:为什么那两个4岁的孩子不愿意吃晚饭?

答:因为他们已经8岁了。

问:数学老师最喜欢的和是什么?

A: 夏天!

问:蝴蝶在学校最喜欢的科目是什么?

答:Mothematics。

问:当你用杰克-o-灯笼的周长除以其直径时,你会得到什么?

答:南瓜皮!

问:零对数字八说了什么?

答:皮带不错。

问:老师,你为什么在地上做乘法运算?

答:学生:你告诉我不要使用表格。

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