孩子们的笑话:马的笑话大清单

孩子们的笑话:马的笑话大清单
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问:一个人在星期五骑马去镇上,第二天他又在星期五骑马回来,这怎么可能呢?

答:这匹马的名字叫星期五。

问:小马为什么要漱口?

答:因为它是一匹小马!

问:马倒下时说了什么?

See_also: 历史:儿童的古代中国

答:我跌倒了,我不能晕倒!

问:当马走进教室时,老师说了什么?

答:为什么是长脸?

问:你怎么称呼住在隔壁的马?

A: A neigh-bor!

See_also: 亨利-福特的儿童传记

问:马什么时候会说话?

答:惠尼想!

问:引马入水的最佳方法是什么?

答:有很多的苹果和胡萝卜!

问:这匹马害怕得什么病?

答:花粉症!

问:马的腿应该有多长?

答:足够长,可以到达地面

问:马的哪一面有最多的毛?

A: 外面!

问:为什么那个人要站在马的后面?

答:他希望能从中得到乐趣

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Fred Hall
Fred Hall
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